Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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