It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize