They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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