i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
bring money and cleavage
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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