here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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