everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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