butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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