my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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