the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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