Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize