found the other keg... it's in the tree
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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