Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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