She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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