We won't sleep together?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What changed your mind?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance