Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread