hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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