He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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