Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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