plz talk dirty to me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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