that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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