Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.