I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
I would ride that face into the sunset