Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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