Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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