He disabled his match.com account in front of me
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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