I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.