I think I am morally bankrupt
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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