My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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