I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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