guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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