Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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