is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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