Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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