who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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