Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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