Will you blow on my dice?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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