I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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