? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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