Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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