I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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