Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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