did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
