I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So here I am, sexting at work.
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