I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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