On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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