My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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