Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
