Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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