If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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