I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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