gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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