Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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